shortneck 

A small, unimpressive dong. A hilariously small cock.

(After bringing a female home to smash deep in the pyussies)

"You told me you had a longneck you little fuckboi. That's a fuckin' fagalon shortneck. I'm outta here, fuck you."

shortneck by King Longneck March 8, 2016

Shortjack 

Shortjack is to punch someone not using a full blow but drawing your hand back at a much shorter distance and the punching

Bill was at the bar and Ronnie Shortjacked him after he called him a bitch

Shortjack by STYLESIE March 10, 2009

shortbucks

Any retail business containing a small Starbucks cafe, typically displaying a limited offering of the standard menu of food and drinks and staffed with baristas who have received only a remedial education in their craft.

The idiot at the Shortbucks had no clue how to make my drink.

shortbucks by theswooper August 8, 2015

Shortness of breath 

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

Strawberry Shortdick 

Some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch penis, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch dick?!
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.

Strawberry Shortdick by Adolf Lincoln August 11, 2016

shitneck 

a person or persons that are involved in unlawful activity, or shady activity,

in Iraq a Shitneck is what we call and insurgent, or Unknown Extremist

"hey were getting ready to go RAID these shitnecks house tonight"
"some shitneck just stole my last can of snuff"

shitneck by robert numerick March 17, 2008

shortness 

It’s like when he calls a girl he likes shorty especially if she is shorter than him

How are you shortness?

shortness by henna83 May 30, 2018