Shortcuck 

When the dwarves gather for their annual cucking. Usually occurs during the summer months as the dawrves hide during the winter.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna hang this weekend?
Guy 2: sorry I got my family’s big ol shortcuck.

Shortcuck by ChaoticWanderer April 2, 2019

Sportscucks 

People that place trivial athletics above their own values and principles. These people have no shame, and even less dignity.

Bron: I can’t believe these sportscucks place ball over their own beliefs.

Relly Rell: Word up frfr. I’m not supporting the (((system))).

Sportscucks by blackBullPrepper September 2, 2020

Drew Shortcut 

A shortcut that in the end proves almost no purpose. It is either so ridiculous that no one would ever use it, or it only saves a person one minute in a three hour car drive.

Dude, why did you just take that drew shortcut? It didn't save as any time.

Drew Shortcut by Xanthrun December 9, 2008

shortbucks

Any retail business containing a small Starbucks cafe, typically displaying a limited offering of the standard menu of food and drinks and staffed with baristas who have received only a remedial education in their craft.

The idiot at the Shortbucks had no clue how to make my drink.

shortbucks by theswooper August 8, 2015

Shortjack 

Shortjack is to punch someone not using a full blow but drawing your hand back at a much shorter distance and the punching

Bill was at the bar and Ronnie Shortjacked him after he called him a bitch

Shortjack by STYLESIE March 10, 2009

Shortcake 

Shortstack + Christmas Cake = Shortcake 🍰

"Hanya is such a shortcake."

Shortcake by scarletDisco August 1, 2023

Jersey Shortcut 

Jersey Shortcut – Second man in; or to “swoop” in on a situation where your buddy has already engaged in conversation with one or more women. It is not necessarily one’s intention to distract the girl your buddy is talking to, or to “CB” him, but to engage her friend in conversation as the “ice” has already been broken by your buddy. If, in fact, the girl your buddy is talking to seems more interested in you than him, it is acceptable at this point to make a move and potentially steal the girl away.

Example:

Rob – Yo, check out those 2 broads over there… yea, the blonde has been staring me down since we walked in.

Derek – Yea? …well then make moves son!

Rob – I got this.

Rob – Hey, what’s up.. you guys know of any good bars or clubs around here?

Blonde – (Insert engaging reply here)

Derek – (Swooping in from the side to talk to her brunette friend, instantly begins kicking solid game…)

Rob – Damn.. there goes that Jersey Shortcut again!

Jersey Shortcut by Mr. NJ July 4, 2010