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Captain Shortbus 

A supervisor or leadership personality that is obviously ineffective in their work, management or duties. Usually they must micromanage, pester and hold your hand through any process, effectively slowing everything down.
Jeff: "Man, Captain Shortbus has really been riding me."
Brett: "That sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done."
Captain Shortbus by vfsexy1 April 17, 2010

shortbus 

(noun) A person who rode or rides on the small yellow school bus. see wordretard/word
Shut up, shortbus!
shortbus by Frankthetank August 30, 2003

shootbuckets 

-a more polite version of the word shit; if your with adults that dont allow cussing.
mom: get out of bed now!
me: five more minutes.
mom: you know its nine oh clock right?
me: oh shootbuckets, im going to be late for work!!!
shootbuckets by haleystarr June 26, 2010

shortbus 

of low intelligence and lower common sence, a bubble-headed space cadet, referring to those "special" individuals who ride the short bus to school, just an all-around dumbass moron
Mike DeAngelo's current girlfriend is a fuckin shortbus- she needs a helmet.
shortbus by sidnnancy July 11, 2007

shortbus 

The title of a 2006 comedy drama film that includes unsimulated sex and orgies, starring Sook Yin Lee and loosely inspired by the DUMBA Collective in Brooklyn, NY. Shortbus in the film is a club/place/regular event where events similar to the DUMBA Lusty Loft Parties take place including film screenings and gender blurring sex/orgies. When Sook Yin's character Sophia enters this club and Justin Bond (the proprietor) is giving her a tour he cryptically defines Shortbus: "Everybody has heard of the long yellow school bus. Well, this is the shortbus." There is no furthur explanation given and there is no bus are not prominent in the narrative. It is likely that the term implies sexuality as that is the focus of the film and the fictional club. However, it could also be some kind of anti-thesis to the mainstream - as the characters are often gay, transgendered or otherwise not straight. The shortbus is otherwise defined here as short bus: the smaller yellow bus typically used to transport disabled/incapacitated/differently abled people which is in opposition to a regular bus - get on the bus - that would signify the mainstream or straight culture. Or, maybe the shortbus is a term of disability or slow learning in reference to the protagonist Sophia's problems achieving orgasm - pre-orgasmic. That would make sense for the film title but not the fictional shortbus club seen in the film which does not function solely for her purposes. Lastly, oppositional binary of shortbus being the inferior of the pair long/short masculine/feminine is similar to the joke in the name of the DUMBA collective - which is actually a feminised version of the the acronym DUMBO Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass.
Everybody has heard of the long yellow school bus. Well, this is the shortbus.
shortbus by rusl March 29, 2007

Shortbus Martini 

A tasty cocktail made famous by the Detroit band Shortbus. It consists of equal parts Gatorade (any flavor) and Vodka (middle shelf). Usually mixed and served in plastic Gatorade bottles.
Hey Mouth...what's the flavor of the day?
Well BK, it's a lemon-lime Shortbus Martini.
Shortbus Martini by bustubs July 15, 2007
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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