Shortjack

Shortjack is to punch someone not using a full blow but drawing your hand back at a much shorter distance and the punching

Bill was at the bar and Ronnie Shortjacked him after he called him a bitch

by STYLESIE March 10, 2009

Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.

Dude, did you see that one chick in the pit at the 5FDP concert? She was a total shortstack!

by LeninIsBae September 24, 2015

shortbucks

Any retail business containing a small Starbucks cafe, typically displaying a limited offering of the standard menu of food and drinks and staffed with baristas who have received only a remedial education in their craft.

The idiot at the Shortbucks had no clue how to make my drink.

by theswooper August 8, 2015

Shortcake

Shortstack + Christmas Cake = Shortcake 🍰

"Hanya is such a shortcake."

by scarletDisco August 1, 2023

shoejacker

That weird guy who sneaks around and ejaculates into other people's shoes for a thrill.

Hide your footwear, Kendy's nephew is a shoejacker and he's eyeing up your loafers.

by ishkabubble August 3, 2008

Sharkjacking

An extreme sport of which the object is to masturbate a shark, the greatest achievement possible being an ejaculation by a Great White Shark. One participant ties raw meat onto his/her ankles and swims near the shore to lure in the animal where three others wait. When the shark approaches, the three sleepers wrestle the shark into submission and the "baiter" manually stimulates the shark. Upon ejaculation it is important that the team clears the area as quickly as possible because post-orgasm behavior of sharks is often erratic and the chance of participant injury is increased due to close proximity.

This sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional Sharkjacking is done with a team of four.

"Nothing like a game of Sharkjacking in the morning to get the blood flowing, eh boys?" --Chris Kahn of the Starship Enterprise

by QuadkilleR June 23, 2006

ShortStack

"A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust or hip size, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. Shortstacks are usually curvy ranging from bust to ass.

i love shortstack weman what can i say?

by Actual Shortstack March 14, 2023