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Shartnack

A good whos name usually starts with S and ends with Z. She thinks she is good at stuff like playing the violin but in reality is a poor man’s yo yo ma. Overall she’s about a 3.5
Man, that shartnack is a real wippersnapper
by Marsdoe November 10, 2020
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Shartface

n. shart-fays

Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*

A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.

*Only to be used in special occasions
Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010
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Shortjack

Shortjack is to punch someone not using a full blow but drawing your hand back at a much shorter distance and the punching
Bill was at the bar and Ronnie Shortjacked him after he called him a bitch
by STYLESIE March 10, 2009
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Shartnado

An explosive unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, with a twist.
After my fifth bean burrito, and three cups of coffee, my bunghole released an EF5 Shartnado that leveled my pants.
by ScooterDnSC July 8, 2014
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shartnado

A defense mechanism, not unlike a squid releasing ink, wherein the cornered prey releases a flurry of flatulence and feces in a panicked attempt to distract, confuse, and evade an unrelenting predatory attack.
Wow, Spicy’s press conference is fubared, and they’ve already used up the alternative fact defense, so what’s he gonna do?
Only one card left to play man… the Shartnado. Stand back.
by Mr. Surly February 6, 2017
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shaftwack

simply when a man takes his penis and hits somebody in the face with it
"jon gave me a shaftwack when i was asleep and woke me up"
by trevor hackl November 6, 2005
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ShaftBack

When when you flash back to seeing only the shaft of a friend's penis while they are pretending to show the whole penis
I was sitting on the couch when I

had a ShaftBack and remembered my friends penis
by NippleShire September 30, 2017
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