Shartnack 

A good whos name usually starts with S and ends with Z. She thinks she is good at stuff like playing the violin but in reality is a poor man’s yo yo ma. Overall she’s about a 3.5

Man, that shartnack is a real wippersnapper

Shartnack by Marsdoe November 10, 2020

Shartface 

n. shart-fays

Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*

A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.

*Only to be used in special occasions

Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."

Shartface by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010

Shortjack 

Shortjack is to punch someone not using a full blow but drawing your hand back at a much shorter distance and the punching

Bill was at the bar and Ronnie Shortjacked him after he called him a bitch

Shortjack by STYLESIE March 10, 2009

Shartnado

An explosive unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, with a twist.

After my fifth bean burrito, and three cups of coffee, my bunghole released an EF5 Shartnado that leveled my pants.

Shartnado by ScooterDnSC July 8, 2014

shartnado

A defense mechanism, not unlike a squid releasing ink, wherein the cornered prey releases a flurry of flatulence and feces in a panicked attempt to distract, confuse, and evade an unrelenting predatory attack.

Wow, Spicy’s press conference is fubared, and they’ve already used up the alternative fact defense, so what’s he gonna do?
Only one card left to play man… the Shartnado. Stand back.

shartnado by Mr. Surly February 6, 2017

shaftwack 

simply when a man takes his penis and hits somebody in the face with it

"jon gave me a shaftwack when i was asleep and woke me up"

shaftwack by trevor hackl November 6, 2005

ShaftBack 

When when you flash back to seeing only the shaft of a friend's penis while they are pretending to show the whole penis

I was sitting on the couch when I

had a ShaftBack and remembered my friends penis

ShaftBack by NippleShire September 30, 2017