Shored 

When one fucks up on job site then blames you

I just got shored..

Shored by Dagway June 12, 2015

shored 

When one fucks up something on job site then blames someone else

I just got shored..

shored by Dagway June 12, 2015

Shored up 

When you get a razor of the sides and a 3 or 4 on top

Hey you sho got Shored up!! Your white walls are back))
Ohhh shored up you gonna get some tonight
Shored up Son the smell good and your girl to the show matinee

Shored up by Psodojohn June 13, 2018

j-shored 

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.

I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.

j-shored by provider44 January 16, 2010

Pauly Shored  

1)when you have reached an all time low in the comedy (unfunny).

2)when you are have gone away for a ten year break only to return with mildly funny documentaries.

You really have Pauly Shored after that joke.

Pauly Shored by Groc February 25, 2008

Jersey Shored 

The act of passing out landing flat on your face due to a combination of dehydration and too much alcohol.

Dude...here's the situation...you gotta make sure you're drinking enough water....otherwise you'll wind up jersey shored like that girl did at the old pink house.

Jersey Shored by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021

pie g shored 

When a girl says no and you go and punch walls and start fights with people

'Did you pull that girl last night?' 'no I got pie g shored'

pie g shored by Sam pie shore October 7, 2016