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j-shored
to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.
I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.
j-shored by provider44 January 16, 2010
Pauly Shored
1)when you have reached an all time low in the comedy (unfunny).
2)when you are have gone away for a ten year break only to return with mildly funny documentaries.
2)when you are have gone away for a ten year break only to return with mildly funny documentaries.
Pauly Shored by Groc February 25, 2008
Jersey Shored
The act of passing out landing flat on your face due to a combination of dehydration and too much alcohol.
Dude...here's the situation...you gotta make sure you're drinking enough water....otherwise you'll wind up jersey shored like that girl did at the old pink house.
Jersey Shored by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021
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pie g shored by Sam pie shore October 7, 2016
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