shonkin

the definition of " a shonkin" is an overly welsh person with a stupid welsh name who quite often drives a shit vauxhall nova 1.2 and no doubt lives in a farm and go's to town with a pastel coloured ben sherman shirt!

look at meurig, what a fuckin shonkin twat

by mojo matt evans December 25, 2007

Shoncin' It

v. The act of pulling any questionable or unexplainable action that leaves those around you wondering who you even know there.

Person 1: "Can't believe he told everyone that story but me"

Person 2: "Yeah there's some shoncin' it going on there"

by Little W December 1, 2010

Shockin'

meaning something is harsh, out of order, not right.
Used alot in the town Middlesbrough.

freddo - " Dia ya here what happend to our dog? It got out of the garden and that lad whos lass i shagged ran over it in one of them plaggy three wheeler fuckin pencil sharpener cars, Proper Shockin' as fuck."

by fresh prince of bellend April 14, 2009

stonking

British colloquial: Impressive, wonderful

According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"

by Kaworu April 12, 2005

shocking the globe

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.

i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.

by Joshee November 26, 2006

shonning

To lay or "chill" with a girl, but never actually have intercourse or even get to 2nd base with.

Dude 1: Hey dude, are you gonna have sex with her?

Dude 2: Nah, I'm shonning her until the sun comes up.

2nd example:

"dude what happened to you last night?"

"I went home with those girls and fucked them- "Nah you shonned them."

Example 3:

"Did he ever get to 2nd base?"

"Nah we shonned and listened to Drake"

by 6 bohrillion July 4, 2014

Shenking

When you greet someone and the person acts like he didn't hear you so the person is shenking you

So moyo too is shenking someone I greeted ha and she didn't even answer me

by Quiska September 11, 2018