shonning

To lay or "chill" with a girl, but never actually have intercourse or even get to 2nd base with.

Dude 1: Hey dude, are you gonna have sex with her?

Dude 2: Nah, I'm shonning her until the sun comes up.

2nd example:

"dude what happened to you last night?"

"I went home with those girls and fucked them- "Nah you shonned them."

Example 3:

"Did he ever get to 2nd base?"

"Nah we shonned and listened to Drake"

by 6 bohrillion July 4, 2014

jimmy shenning

the act of denying one's existence.

to ignore someone completely

I heard you were jimmy shenning your ex.
Yeah man she's dead to me.

by JimmyShenned February 13, 2013

The Shinning

1. A segment from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror V based on The Shining.

The name was changed to avoid a lawsuit.

"You've got the shinning!"

by MeStoopid March 6, 2009

sonning

To disgrace a person.

son: In the past (Mainly on the East Coast) calling some one "son" meant you desrespected that person. However today it means no disrespect it is like saying hello.

Source Big Pun in the Song – Banned from TV: I been sonning nigg*s so long I think I got a grandson.

by Jerone James July 29, 2006

Shanning

When you desperately want a relationship so you convince yourself you have a crush on someone close to you. This can sometimes end in you telling them you like them and them rejecting you, leading to the end of your friendship.

"I'm totally shanning Chris right now"

"Do you really have a crush on Emily?"
"I don't know just think I'm shanning her"

by DevilBabyHairs July 15, 2017

Min shanning

When you malfunction, overthink, or stress out while doing work.
Named after a famous student from Singapore, Lee Min Shan

I can't seem to function normally, I'm min shanning so hard right now.

by Min shan not min shanning April 10, 2023

Shanning

1. To talk shit and get hit.

2. To try your best at sports such as football and track and end up being a horrible thing to watch.

3. To eat your fortune along with the cookie at a Chinese food buffet.

4. To viciously masturbate mentally

1. If you keep shanning then shits going down.

2. I was shanning so hard in practice today, I have to find a way to not suck.

3. We were sitting in the restaurant and out of nowhere this dumbass just starts shanning.

4. My mom caught me shanning to my imaginary girlfriend while i was playing xbox.

by Ol Dirty Drawz April 10, 2011