Skip to main content

shomyster

Alternate name for J. Veizi
Shomyster “Veizi” J
by MVeizi December 6, 2020
mugGet the shomyster mug.

Shyster Meister

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.
Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!
by freedom boy June 16, 2009
mugGet the Shyster Meister mug.

Shyster

Shyster is a lawyer who practices law in an unethical manner.
After liquidating his assets to a gardener, Shasko Dubich knew not even his team of shyster lawyers could save him.
by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022
mugGet the Shyster mug.

Shyster

A shyster is a lawyer who practices law unethically and takes bribes from rich tycoon ballas.
After liquidating his assets to his gardener, Shasko Dubich, Andre knew not even his team of shyster lawyers could save him now.
by Shasko Dubich February 3, 2022
mugGet the Shyster mug.

Snoyster

Having a cold can be a negative unless you have run out of food stamps. That's when you can enjoy a delicaSEA like Snoysters, the snot balls you snort into the back of your throat. Once engaged and filled, you can chose to blind an enemy in one eye, or dine on the snoyster itself. Snoysters contain no sugar or carbohydrates of any kind, and can provide a short-term protein boost.
I didn't let my head cold keep me out of the gym...I just loaded up on snoysters and rocked it in boot camp!
by WhollyFit April 18, 2016
mugGet the Snoyster mug.

shyster

Shyster is derived from the German term scheisser, meaning literally “one who defecates,” from the verb scheissen, “to defecate,” with the English suffix -ster, “one who does,” substituted for the German suffix -er, meaning the same thing.

Generally used to describe someone who is untrustworthy, money grabbing and full of crap, particularly in the field of legal work for some reason.
by Martin Duxon September 4, 2003
mugGet the shyster mug.

Shyster in Chief

A well-deserved nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Like all successful used car salesmen trying to make a quick buck, the Shyster in Chief artfully distorts the value of whatever he’s saying and has you believing, for just that crazy moment, that he knows all there is to know that matters about a given subject!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
mugGet the Shyster in Chief mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email