Snoyster

Having a cold can be a negative unless you have run out of food stamps. That's when you can enjoy a delicaSEA like Snoysters, the snot balls you snort into the back of your throat. Once engaged and filled, you can chose to blind an enemy in one eye, or dine on the snoyster itself. Snoysters contain no sugar or carbohydrates of any kind, and can provide a short-term protein boost.

I didn't let my head cold keep me out of the gym...I just loaded up on snoysters and rocked it in boot camp!

by WhollyFit April 18, 2016

snorsterbation

This is the combined act of snoring and masturbating. Snorsterbation can be seen as a rare form of nocturnal myoclonus wherein the patient begins to masturbate after coming out of a cycle of snoring and then re-enters another cycle of snoring. This is similar to the effects of sleep apnea where the patient pauses breathing during sleep.

The British lush was observed in the act of snorsterbation after a night of heavy drinking

by seattle-brcac January 25, 2007

Snowsteria

When snow starts falling in Upstate South Carolina, grocery stores get ransacked, schools close & businesses shut down at a slight dusting of the ground with ZERO accumulation on the roads. This is referred to as snowsteria, a close cousin to hysteria.

I've been out shopping for milk & bread since the snowsteria was issued for tomorrow night. I bought twelve loaves of bread, but I could only round up seven gallons of milk... you can't ever be too careful.

Why are the schools opening today? They know the weatherman is calling for a snowsteria this afternoon.

With any luck I won't have to show up for work/school tomorrow since theirs a 20% chance of a snowsteria.

by BrickAlley March 2, 2010

snorster

one who snores loudly through out the night disturbing others in their sleep.
(most commonly used in a drunk state)

Upon returning the hostel hammered, there was a snorster keeping everyone awake.

by musselman September 28, 2006

shoyster

1. To smack it really hard

Give him a good old shoyster Sam, that’ll show him!

by Sexy Saxman October 10, 2018

snobster

a big man on campus type of fella. behind his back all the other POAs call him a snasshole.

"Awwww, look at the snobster stealing from the 82 year old lady."

"hey, i ripped off snobbin's parents' estate. now, onto my stepmommy"

by HASSY December 13, 2012

snobster

What people are calling asmallworld.net, an exclusive Facebook-like site for the super-rich, powerful and connected. You must be invited by a trusted member to get access to the site. Also, you must use perfect English and behave properly, or else the site administrators will kick you out.

After Michael scored the lead role in the newest summer blockbuster by Steven Spielberg, he was invited to snobster, aka asmallworld.net by a producer.

by Hiji Man January 9, 2008