shagmyster

A man who looks scruffy. Walks around like a meth monkey. Pale and toof less thinking he can have sex with other meth monkeys fentanyl ferrets and Percocet possums in ky-

Hey did u see shagmyster? There he goes! Chasing a fentanyl ferret

by Miss Understood81 February 4, 2022

shagster

one of them crazy white kids with shaggy hair that looks nasty as hell and curls at the ends

"that white boy is a shagster killin dat nasty hair"

by DQ August 23, 2004

swagmaster3000

having major swag. more swag than a regular swagmaster.

"Did you see Taylor's pants?" yeah, he is not a swagmaster3000

by Captain America March 6, 2015

Swagmaster.

A swagmaster is someone who has so much swag that it is almost unbearable, they have the greatest amount of swagger possible to mankind, and it is very rare to see one. IF you do happen to come across a swagmaster, be respectful!! if you arent, him&his possy will overpower you with their swag. and you dont want that to happen.

kelly: "yeah so i was like he-"
melanie: "OMG ITS THE SWAGMASTER."
swagmaster: *sup nod*
kelly&melanie: "oh... my... god. we were just acknowledged by the swagmaster."

by ohheyyitsmee. March 20, 2011

Swagmister

A person who has so much ice, it feels like a midget is hanging from there necklace.

My pal said he liked my sandles, now he calls me the Swagmister

by coolcat1234 June 4, 2010

Swagmaster

In polite society, whoever you're talking to.

Its usage in this definition originated amongst the youth in the more affluent suburbs of South-West London, who had influence from the more urban neighbouring north-western and south-eastern suburbs of London whilst retaining a posh-like standard.

A: Where is Swagmaster going now?
B: I'm going to dat house party on t'High Street, innit?

A: Does Swagmaster need to know the bus times?
B: Nah, bruv, d'as on my iPhone, like.

A: Safe, can Swagmaster wait two minutes?
B: Arrgh, man, d'as bare long, doe!

by Trouvemonde August 21, 2014

Swagmaster

The Swagmaster is the title given to anybody who maintains an extremely high level of swagger. (S)he must have an extremely high level of arrogance and confidence and be able to walk the walk and talk the talk. He is universally recognized by all who can comprehend the true definition of swag.

Matt : "Yo whats up Swagmasterr!"
*Swagmaster walks by wearing his shades and hat and gives a slight nod of recognition that he is friends with the person but also is too cool to spend more than 2 seconds locked in eye contact*

by Masteryster August 26, 2013