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shoprite
A terrible supermarket chain in the mid-atlantic region that is run by spoiled rich bastards that treat its employees like shit, who also hire managers who manage the stores because they were too much fuck-ups to make it anywhere else in the world.
Person One: Where do you work?
Person Two: At shoprite
Person One: Oh, now THAT explains why you're so suicidal all the time.
Person Two: At shoprite
Person One: Oh, now THAT explains why you're so suicidal all the time.
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ShopRite Dinosaur
A employee that has worked for ShopRite Supermarkets for more than 20 years. A consistant nag on Policy. Shoprite dinosaurs usually have been though many stores. They sometimes can be nasty and tend to lead you to quit the company because they just don't like you.
ShopRite Dinosaur by Tootsie_pops July 6, 2010
Shoprite
I went to Shoprite today, never in my life will I ever go back.
I knew someone that worked at Shoprite, the before and after is astonishing.
I knew someone that worked at Shoprite, the before and after is astonishing.
Shoprite by Focus spinner May 30, 2017
shamoritize
v. To order or prioritize a set of tasks based on potential shame or embarrassment (such as cleaning house for company.) It is based on a highly sophisticated algorithm which balances the variables including (but not limited to) the quantity of potential shame, feasibility, time, probability of work being undone by children, and likelihood of similar circumstances among viewers (ex. They also have cat hair on their couch... probably.)
With very little time to shamoritize we did empty the trash and do the dishes. But we'll have to hide the laundry in our room.
shamoritize by MrsClarity April 1, 2017
sampriti
Sampriti is a name for a gorgeous girl who gets inspired by other people.She is awesome in bed and if u don't have a Sampriti in ur life, then ur missing out!
Sampriti is so perfect
sampriti by Sassy cute 101 March 14, 2017
Shomitiss
1. The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing all at once.
2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.
2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.
Waking up late to take my brother to work in the morning, I had to refrain from taking a shomitiss in my car because I forgot to use the bathroom.