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Shop Rite

Chain of supermarkets in New Jersey. Third largest employer in the state.
Employs wide variety of people, including drunks, semi-legal immigrants, psychopaths (see nite crew), legends, perverts, disgruntled former schoolteachers, dropouts, nerds, freaks, bitches, old people, the handicapped, stoners, and all sorts of others. Know for being cheap as hell, as well as being ghetto and urban in most practices and policies.
Shop Rite -If its a bad idea, we do it first!

Holy Shit! Its snowing! Lets go to the Shop Rite and buy all the milk, all the bread, and call the manager an asshole!
by sextoaster January 24, 2005
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Old people come here on the senior bus to get some groceries and get food for their cats, so they do not eat out their eyeballs.
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Shop-Rite

A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.

Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.
Tim: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Shop-Rite."
Tim: "Loser..."
by John March 2, 2004
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Verb. To give someone a rimjob behind a Shop-Rite Grocery store.
Devin gave Aidan a Shop-Rite last night, it was gross.
by Weinerguy3245 February 16, 2017
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A terrible supermarket chain in the mid-atlantic region that is run by spoiled rich bastards that treat its employees like shit, who also hire managers who manage the stores because they were too much fuck-ups to make it anywhere else in the world.
Person One: Where do you work?

Person Two: At shoprite

Person One: Oh, now THAT explains why you're so suicidal all the time.
by TheTopHat August 16, 2010
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ShopRite Dinosaur

A employee that has worked for ShopRite Supermarkets for more than 20 years. A consistant nag on Policy. Shoprite dinosaurs usually have been though many stores. They sometimes can be nasty and tend to lead you to quit the company because they just don't like you.
by Tootsie_pops July 6, 2010
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A very crappy work environment that makes all the customer/employees sad and depressed
I went to Shoprite today, never in my life will I ever go back.

I knew someone that worked at Shoprite, the before and after is astonishing.
by Focus spinner May 30, 2017
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