shomiting 

When you're vomiting and shitting at the same time. Likely due to food poisoning.

Holy fuck, I ate some bad Indian food last night and can't stop shomiting this morning.

shomiting by Pittance for Mittens May 5, 2016

Shooting the rodeo 

Coined by RedLetterMedia. During the production of a movie, filming scenes at large public events to increase the production value of your of your work without substantially increase the production budget.

We’re going to be shooting the rodeo today during the city’s annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

Shooting the rodeo by BabaYaga1646 June 15, 2019

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

Straightforward shooting weekend by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

School shootings 

The favourite past time of children in America

Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings

School shootings by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019

shmotting 

shitting while smoking

i was shmotting all night last night.

shmotting by megvan May 15, 2017

School shooting 

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*

“The quiet kid reaches into the back”
*1 min later*

“SCHOOL SHOOTING”

School shooting by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019

Shooting tadpoles at the moon. 

Squirting cum after male masturbation.

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.

Shooting tadpoles at the moon. by mtspacey March 2, 2011