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shoprite 

A terrible supermarket chain in the mid-atlantic region that is run by spoiled rich bastards that treat its employees like shit, who also hire managers who manage the stores because they were too much fuck-ups to make it anywhere else in the world.
Person One: Where do you work?

Person Two: At shoprite

Person One: Oh, now THAT explains why you're so suicidal all the time.
shoprite by TheTopHat August 16, 2010
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Shoprite 

A very crappy work environment that makes all the customer/employees sad and depressed
I went to Shoprite today, never in my life will I ever go back.

I knew someone that worked at Shoprite, the before and after is astonishing.
Shoprite by Focus spinner May 30, 2017

Shoprite 

A place where ex-cons become managers.
Is that leroy in a shirt n tie working at shoprite? Yeah the owner says drug dealers man good businessman.
Shoprite by Brian231 May 14, 2018

shoprite 

A supermarket chain in the middle-Atlantic states.
I work at ShopRite! Bokchoy is produce code 4545!
shoprite by DarkDan January 9, 2005

ShopRite Dinosaur 

A employee that has worked for ShopRite Supermarkets for more than 20 years. A consistant nag on Policy. Shoprite dinosaurs usually have been though many stores. They sometimes can be nasty and tend to lead you to quit the company because they just don't like you.

ShopRite traveler 

One who enjoys shopping at ShopRite and traveling all across Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Maryland, especially for food to order.
The ShopRite traveler sure had a great time at the Mystic Aquarium!

Shop Rite 

Chain of supermarkets in New Jersey. Third largest employer in the state.
Employs wide variety of people, including drunks, semi-legal immigrants, psychopaths (see nite crew), legends, perverts, disgruntled former schoolteachers, dropouts, nerds, freaks, bitches, old people, the handicapped, stoners, and all sorts of others. Know for being cheap as hell, as well as being ghetto and urban in most practices and policies.
Shop Rite -If its a bad idea, we do it first!

Holy Shit! Its snowing! Lets go to the Shop Rite and buy all the milk, all the bread, and call the manager an asshole!
Shop Rite by sextoaster January 24, 2005
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