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shomosexy

a command to someone to show more sexy
hey baby shomosexy
by RINGOSPIN August 2, 2008
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Shmomosexual

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
by rperazag May 5, 2010
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Shomoney

It's used as an adjective to describe something being awesome, legendary, or ridiculously awe-inspiring. It is usually preceded with an event that is unforgettable.
"Yo that movie 'Dark Knight' was ShoMoney!"

"Did you hear about that billionaire?! It must be shomoney to have that much money! "
"'How I met you mother' is soo shomoney."
"Man! you were so shomoney last night at that party!"
by Shotime August 22, 2011
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Sinja homosexy gay

The ship between Sinbad The Sailor and Ja'far . canon because i am shinobu ohtakas pen and i wrote this message. confirmed in magi handbook guide: jafar loves sinbad & sindria more than anything else.
Person 1: "Sinja homosexy gay is canon! they are homosexuals"

Person 2: "Yes I agree. Lets go watch the time Sinbad lifted his curse in episode 25"
by fuyuhiko.k June 21, 2021
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Slomosexual

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.
"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"
by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010
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Showmosexual

someone in love with, or a devoted fan of, the band Showbread

A term derived from an internet article claiming the band was homosexual (which they are not)

Intended to be used in a fun or joking manor, and not serious in any way.
Have you heard Showbread's new album? I swear, it's turning me into a Showmosexual"
by ShowbreadSuperFan August 15, 2009
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homosexy

An attractive homosexual individual. (ONLY homosexuals use this word.)
1. Wow, he has very homosexy outlookiness.
2. No sex, no sex, i'm homosexy.
3. I'd like to go anal with that homosexy guy.
by master_of_universe May 11, 2009
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