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Shmomosexual
The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Shmomosexual by rperazag May 5, 2010
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Shomoney
It's used as an adjective to describe something being awesome, legendary, or ridiculously awe-inspiring. It is usually preceded with an event that is unforgettable.
"Yo that movie 'Dark Knight' was ShoMoney!"
"Did you hear about that billionaire?! It must be shomoney to have that much money! "
"'How I met you mother' is soo shomoney."
"Man! you were so shomoney last night at that party!"
"Did you hear about that billionaire?! It must be shomoney to have that much money! "
"'How I met you mother' is soo shomoney."
"Man! you were so shomoney last night at that party!"
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The ship between Sinbad The Sailor and Ja'far . canon because i am shinobu ohtakas pen and i wrote this message. confirmed in magi handbook guide: jafar loves sinbad & sindria more than anything else.
Person 1: "Sinja homosexy gay is canon! they are homosexuals"
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Slomosexual
A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.
Slomosexual by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010
Showmosexual
someone in love with, or a devoted fan of, the band Showbread
A term derived from an internet article claiming the band was homosexual (which they are not)
Intended to be used in a fun or joking manor, and not serious in any way.
A term derived from an internet article claiming the band was homosexual (which they are not)
Intended to be used in a fun or joking manor, and not serious in any way.
Showmosexual by ShowbreadSuperFan August 15, 2009
homosexy
1. Wow, he has very homosexy outlookiness.
2. No sex, no sex, i'm homosexy.
3. I'd like to go anal with that homosexy guy.
2. No sex, no sex, i'm homosexy.
3. I'd like to go anal with that homosexy guy.
homosexy by master_of_universe May 11, 2009