The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
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A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.
by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010
Get the Slomosexual mug.someone in love with, or a devoted fan of, the band Showbread
A term derived from an internet article claiming the band was homosexual (which they are not)
Intended to be used in a fun or joking manor, and not serious in any way.
A term derived from an internet article claiming the band was homosexual (which they are not)
Intended to be used in a fun or joking manor, and not serious in any way.
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Get the Showmosexual mug.shu-mo-seks-shu-ul- one who is not gay, but wears nice shoes all the time, leading others to believe that he may be homosexual. much like a metrosexual, but a specific area of metrosexuality, obviously pertaining to the shoes.
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Get the somosexual mug.1. A person who practices shlomosexuality
2. A person who is intensely aroused by Jewish people, and who typically prefers only to engage in sexual encounters with Jews.
2. A person who is intensely aroused by Jewish people, and who typically prefers only to engage in sexual encounters with Jews.
Wait, you were hitting on Lisa? She’s a total shlomosexual dude. She won’t give a Christian the time of day.
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