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Shlomosexual

1. A person who practices shlomosexuality
2. A person who is intensely aroused by Jewish people, and who typically prefers only to engage in sexual encounters with Jews.
Wait, you were hitting on Lisa? She’s a total shlomosexual dude. She won’t give a Christian the time of day.
by Assmaster Flash February 21, 2022
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shlomosexual

someone who is easily turned on by Shlomo's sweet beat boxin' skills! oh yeah shlomo
shes a total shlomosexual, everytime she hears him beat box she gets wetter than a fat chick's panties after eating chinese.
by j F-mont January 30, 2008
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Shlomosexual

A person whose sexual deviancy is an attraction to jews or jewish deviant sexual behavior. Akin to pedophilia, transgender, homosexuality, bestiality, etc.
The congressman from New York was charged with creating and distributing child pornography and in his defense he claimed to be a Shlomosexual and should be a protected class. ~ Santi Alberto
by Boy interrupted January 6, 2025
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Shmomosexual

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
by rperazag May 5, 2010
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stromosexual

god, he's such a stromosexual
by hazzamcgee. June 1, 2009
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Slomosexual

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.
"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"
by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010
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Showmosexual

someone in love with, or a devoted fan of, the band Showbread

A term derived from an internet article claiming the band was homosexual (which they are not)

Intended to be used in a fun or joking manor, and not serious in any way.
Have you heard Showbread's new album? I swear, it's turning me into a Showmosexual"
by ShowbreadSuperFan August 15, 2009
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