Slomosexual 

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

Slomosexual by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

Slomosexual 

Someone who is completely retarded (retardation meaning literally someone who is slow) and is also homosexual. Also used as just "slomo"

Kevin: ...and then i told her to screw off and slapped her ass but then this really cute guy came up and I slapped his ass too
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed

Slomosexual by 8®00† October 21, 2010

Slomosexual 

That gay retarded kid in the back of the class

"Hey look it james Charles" isnt he a slomosexual

Slomosexual by The guac crusader June 4, 2020

solosexual 

adjective or noun. One who prefers masturbation over other forms of sex.

Gloria Stewart, actress and solosexual said: "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it’s probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."

solosexual by hotwhispers October 28, 2009

Somnosexual 

Someone who gets aroused by someone’s yawn

Clark yawned loudly from being tired

Claire couldn’t help but to start disrobing after Clark’s constant yawning

Clark starts to realises Claire is a Somnosexual

Somnosexual by PoppetandCrumpet April 10, 2020

Shmomosexual 

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

Shmomosexual by rperazag May 5, 2010

slothsexual 

sexually attracted to sloths.

mom,dad...i'm slothsexual. sloth sexuality slothsexual dantops

slothsexual by happy tortoise January 26, 2016