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stoinked 

Getting so drunk you become stupid drunk.
Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk
stoinked by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014
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Stoinked 

to be high as fuck with your boys
"Im Stoinked as cheese"
Stoinked by Nurturted Goat April 17, 2015
to get your ass kicked by a monk.
Wow, that crazy dude in the brown robe just SMONKED your stupid ass!
The act of pulling ones car keys out of their pocket without their concent
You just got shoinked
Shoinked by Brog54 January 15, 2017

shmoinked 

skillfully yoinked or stolen in a smooth manner
“I was about to grab a snack when I realized my brother shmoinked the chips without me noticing.”
shmoinked by MAC777000 September 22, 2022
Cumshot anywhere on or in the body
I spoinked your mom's vadge
spoinked by Darsholn April 21, 2014
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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