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Shminged
An adjective insinuating that an individual or a group people want to get heavily intoxicated with the alcohol substance.
Used mainly by people who consider themselves to be "Hard" and spend all day doing the above.
Used mainly by people who consider themselves to be "Hard" and spend all day doing the above.
"Hey James, do you fancy getting fuckin' shminged tonight myett"
"Yeah man, when are we gonna get on it you mad dog twatter"
"Yeah man, when are we gonna get on it you mad dog twatter"
Shminged by XlX ???? XLX April 15, 2010
Related Words
shmoinked • shoinked • Shminked • Shmonked • Smoinked • shlonked • shmonkey • Schpoinked • [shlinked] • shminker
stoinked
Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.
shit faced stupid drunk
shit faced stupid drunk
stoinked by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014
Shmonked
Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.
Shmonked by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018
Shalinked
Shalinked by Tschlonger January 5, 2018
Shmonkey
The ultimate killing machine. The agility of a money, with the power of a shark. Two words combined = shmonkey
Shmonkey by save_the_shmonkeys November 21, 2010
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