shoebag 

A person who sucks cock rubs his balls in his mothers face while jerking off a dogs tale while doing the monster mash in the shower picturing Kango Testicles

Hey man Mark Anthony is such a shoebagger.
Hey man i want to shoebag your mom.

shoebag by Chewy Backa April 30, 2006

shoebag 

a safe way for kids to say 'douchebag' without having their moms' come after them with a broom.

Look over there mom! It's that shoebag, Kanye West!

shoebag by Junior Achiever September 30, 2011

Shebagging 

The female equivalent of manspreading, taking up perfectly good seats with a purse that should be on your lap.

There's nowhere left to sit because of that shebagging bitch.

Shebagging by Arcxjo November 19, 2017

showbag 

1. Somebody who just likes to talk and talk and talk, though their words have no real meaning or basis in reality.
2. A person who, like a showbag, is full, to the point of exploding, of shit.

Those four days your mother was in town were a nightmare. That woman is such a fucking showbag, I just wanted to drive knives into my ears.

showbag by McTurdle October 6, 2006

showbags 

Someone or something that is completely full of shit.

Code word for the boss "Showbags is on his/her way"

showbags by Jazz Cola February 11, 2009

Shoebarus 

When you don't have a car and you're walking you're using shoebarus. Like Subaru, but it's shoebarus.

Moses: I'm on my way.
Ariel: Did your mom let you use the car?
Moses: No, i'm using my shoebarus.

Shoebarus by Nevershoutariel October 6, 2011

shoeblag 

A word for someone who sneaks into bedrooms at night and sniffs and/or steals shoes. They are not the same as shoe stalkers, but are very close. They are often non-violent. Apparently very popular in Cambridge, England.

Oi! That shoeblag just ran out of my bedroom!

shoeblag by Laura PC March 12, 2007