shoebag

A person who sucks cock rubs his balls in his mothers face while jerking off a dogs tale while doing the monster mash in the shower picturing Kango Testicles

Hey man Mark Anthony is such a shoebagger.
Hey man i want to shoebag your mom.

by Chewy Backa April 18, 2006

shoebag

a safe way for kids to say 'douchebag' without having their moms' come after them with a broom.

Look over there mom! It's that shoebag, Kanye West!

by Junior Achiever May 25, 2011