A person who sucks cock rubs his balls in his mothers face while jerking off a dogs tale while doing the monster mash in the shower picturing Kango Testicles
by Chewy Backa April 30, 2006
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Get the shoebag mug.The female equivalent of manspreading, taking up perfectly good seats with a purse that should be on your lap.
by Arcxjo November 19, 2017
Get the Shebagging mug.1. Somebody who just likes to talk and talk and talk, though their words have no real meaning or basis in reality.
2. A person who, like a showbag, is full, to the point of exploding, of shit.
2. A person who, like a showbag, is full, to the point of exploding, of shit.
Those four days your mother was in town were a nightmare. That woman is such a fucking showbag, I just wanted to drive knives into my ears.
by McTurdle October 6, 2006
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Get the showbags mug.When you don't have a car and you're walking you're using shoebarus. Like Subaru, but it's shoebarus.
by Nevershoutariel October 6, 2011
Get the Shoebarus mug.A word for someone who sneaks into bedrooms at night and sniffs and/or steals shoes. They are not the same as shoe stalkers, but are very close. They are often non-violent. Apparently very popular in Cambridge, England.
by Laura PC March 12, 2007
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