shoeblag 

A word for someone who sneaks into bedrooms at night and sniffs and/or steals shoes. They are not the same as shoe stalkers, but are very close. They are often non-violent. Apparently very popular in Cambridge, England.

Oi! That shoeblag just ran out of my bedroom!

shoeblag by Laura PC March 12, 2007

shoebag 

A person who sucks cock rubs his balls in his mothers face while jerking off a dogs tale while doing the monster mash in the shower picturing Kango Testicles

Hey man Mark Anthony is such a shoebagger.
Hey man i want to shoebag your mom.

shoebag by Chewy Backa April 30, 2006

shoebag 

a safe way for kids to say 'douchebag' without having their moms' come after them with a broom.

Look over there mom! It's that shoebag, Kanye West!

shoebag by Junior Achiever September 30, 2011