Shoeba 

A fairy. A cute girl with beautiful eyes and neck. She can melt your heart with her beautiful smile. Shoeba is a girl you'll want to hold close forever. Overall, a beautiful soul.

Shoeba is an amazing girl. With Savage attitude

Shoeba by A moon fairy. November 24, 2021

Shoeba 

A fun loving childish girl with a little bit of attitude.Best body features.Loves to loiter and eat.She has the innocence of a baby.Gorgeous inside out.Friends adore her for who she is .Certain people look upto her.A perfect example of beauty with brain. Having a friend like her is a boon is disguise of a child.She feels like home to many people as she is helpful. She has twinkling eyes .She is a gem of a person.You are very lucky to have a Shoeba in your life.Keep her safe.Her intelligence overpowers her inability to do something.She is into singing and dancing.

Shoeba is a childish and intelligent girl.

Shoeba by Shoeba November 23, 2021

Stinky Shoemaker 

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.

Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

Stinky Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Greasy Shoemaker 

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

Greasy Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

Scott Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

Shoeburyness High School 

An absolute shit show. The language department is on an absolute mad one, they hire pedos with sweat patches the size of Spain itself.
Shoeburyness is full of year 7s, that are barely up to my kneecaps, walking about the streets smoking. Also, everyone there is either actually depressed or has a self-diagnosed ‘mental illness’ because they think it’s fUn and qUirKy. My heart goes out to all those who have Mr. Gower as a teacher, Therapy is always an option xoxo

Have you heard of Shoeburyness High School?

The one full of walking, talking Wotsits™ With eyebrows 17 shades too dark, further back than their hairline?

yeah, that one.

Shoeburyness High School by Mr.GowerXoxo March 9, 2019

I like your shoelaces 

Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."

Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.

I like your shoelaces by Sammy Blueberry the Weirdo February 18, 2021