Shmoebag

1. One who acts like a douche bag with the combination of having a cleft ass hole with some shmoe leeking from the dick inside of it.

2. Mr.Reynolds

Kevin: You know Mr.Reynolds?

Greg: You mean the shmoebag?

Kevin: Yes the shmoebag.

by Greg Brunner June 17, 2006

shmoobagobgob

To give or take a big sloppy kiss

Sharyn: Dave, give us a shmoobagobgob.
Dave: Okay then!

;P x

by Sharyn Murray May 8, 2008

Shmobag

A derogatory term, much like shmuck. A word suspectibly made up by a person who was out of insults, much like saying "Your mom!"

"You're stupid"
"Shut up you shmobag"

by XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX September 12, 2005

shoebag

A person who sucks cock rubs his balls in his mothers face while jerking off a dogs tale while doing the monster mash in the shower picturing Kango Testicles

Hey man Mark Anthony is such a shoebagger.
Hey man i want to shoebag your mom.

by Chewy Backa April 30, 2006

shoebag

a safe way for kids to say 'douchebag' without having their moms' come after them with a broom.

Look over there mom! It's that shoebag, Kanye West!

by Junior Achiever September 30, 2011