Definitions by Arcxjo

chiropractor 

A guy who couldn’t get into medical school who tries to rip your head off, usually done in a strip mall next to a Little Caesar’s.

DD Palmer got so high he learned how to be a chiropractor from a ghost.

chiropractor by Arcxjo August 16, 2025

dog reactive 

a term used by pit bull owners to try to hid the fact their monster will kill any other dog it sees

This good boi is looking for his forever home! Six other families have returned him to the shelter. Angel is a sweet lubbie pibble who is dog reactive so he'll do best in a house with no children or other pets.

dog reactive by Arcxjo February 25, 2021

Shebagging 

The female equivalent of manspreading, taking up perfectly good seats with a purse that should be on your lap.

There's nowhere left to sit because of that shebagging bitch.

Shebagging by Arcxjo November 19, 2017

beaded curtain 

An act similar to teabagging, but with several men standing together and one person maneuvering his head amongst their dangling scrota.

I had a crazy weekend in San Francisco; I even got a beaded curtain!

beaded curtain by Arcxjo July 2, 2011

enjoy your burrito 

Advice to a person who ignores happiness by focusing on the misery or boredom that will follow when it's over (e.g. a person eating a delicious burrito from his favorite Mexican restaurant becomes depressed halfway through upon realizing that soon there will be none left to savor).

Quit whining and enjoy your burrito!

enjoy your burrito by Arcxjo March 12, 2011