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To own an over abundance of shoes
will you pick up your shoeage? I’m walking here!
Shoeage by Kermitspinkfrog June 29, 2019
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When you cannot get through your door due to all of the pairs of shoes left in the way! Like sewage but with shoes!
Look at all the shoeage, can’t you put them away?
Shoeage by SammySwan October 29, 2019

text showage 

Typing something into an empty text message and showing someone that's right next to you, then handing it to them so they can type a response into the same message, used as an alternative to just talking to them, whether it be too loud or you just want some privacy, and just plain texting wouldn't do for whatever reason.
I was in the car with my boyfriend and his brother, so I gave him a text showage because I didn't want his brother to know what we were talking about.
text showage by Savage Protector. October 7, 2008

Shoegedy 

A immense tragedy that renders your favorite pair of shoes unwearable.
Hope: my room mate threw away my new pair of shoes when she was drunk cleaning last night!
Zana: omg! that's a shoegedy!
Shoegedy by hopegedy January 25, 2009

Shoegenic 

A person who can wear any pair of shoes and make them look good. Even when the shoes are ugly, they can still look amazing on that person.
He is very shoegenic
Shoegenic by itsghadoor January 14, 2020

Shmeageltron 

Shmeageltron is the expression of over excited-ness.
"I am at a shmeageltron level of excitement right now."
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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