Shoebarus 

When you don't have a car and you're walking you're using shoebarus. Like Subaru, but it's shoebarus.

Moses: I'm on my way.
Ariel: Did your mom let you use the car?
Moses: No, i'm using my shoebarus.

Shoebarus by Nevershoutariel October 6, 2011

Shoe-barus 

Ones personal feet vehicles

Man # 1 Dude stop your bitchin and just take your shoe-barus I am not lending you my car.

Shoe-barus by weebonilicious July 28, 2009

shoebris 

The attitude of a girl who goes out in inappropriately uncomfortable shoes without any back-up footwear, thinking that she can handle them. This often results in her feet being in excruciating pain by the end of the night.

A: Why is she taking a cab home? She lives just 5 blocks away!
B: Her shoebris got the better of her and now she's got blisters the size of grapes.

shoebris by Tokamak June 22, 2010

Shoebris 

The act of wearing footwear that is socially inappropriate to the situation at hand.

Did you hear that Tim wore slippers to his job interview yesterday? That was some serious shoebris!

Shoebris by 2lol2quit April 9, 2011

Shoebaru 

is a playful portmanteau that combines "shoe" and "Subaru." It refers to a type of footwear, typically sneakers or casual shoes, that are designed to resemble or incorporate visual elements inspired by Subaru vehicles or the Subaru brand in general. These shoes might feature colors, patterns, or design cues that evoke the style, aesthetics, or even specific features of Subaru cars. "Shoebaru" is a creative and whimsical term that captures the idea of translating automotive design elements into shoe fashion.

I don't have any gas in my car so I am taking the shoebarus today.

Those are some cute shoebarus.

My shoebarus are in the shop; they are getting resoled this weekend.

Shoebaru by @MyGosh_Josh August 23, 2023

Shobacus 

Short for "should have been a cum stain". Term for a person who is absolutely useless.

The guy or gal who comes to a party that doesn't help in any way. Sits alone in a corner, can't get a date, never has their own party supplies. Most of the time no one notices them.

He'd been a better Shobacus instead of being born.

Shobacus by Buzzweiser July 15, 2011