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shnoshler

When you’re in a social setting that commonly occurs (like a work meeting) and someone in a leadership position tells another lame ass joke—which results in the (known) cheesedick of the group to start laughing in an exaggerated fashion to demonstrate to their boss that they are ready for their next promotion. These well known social perps are also well versed in asking retarded questions at the end of the meeting to show their boss that they’ll will gladly use their mouths for other purposes, like playing the hairy bagpipes.
Casey: “hey I was out of office during the all hands meeting last week, anything I missed?”
Brian: “nope, your typical dog and pony bs presentation, along with Dan acting like the world’s biggest SHNOSHLER every time the boss told a joke.”
Casey: “Dan loves putting his shnoshler mouth all over anything if he knows it’ll get him promoted.”

Brian: “fucking shnoshler.”
Casey: “such a fucking shnoshler.”
Brian: “shnoshler city and Dan’s the mayor.”
Casey: “Dan aka the kielbasa shnoshla”
Brian: “ha! Good one!”
Casey: “thanks.”
Brian: “ok I’m gonna go document some stuff.”
Casey: “ok, I’m gonna go do everyone else’s job cuz everyone else is busy doing everything but their jobs.”

Brian: “haha”
Casey: “lolzeez”
by B055-H066 December 11, 2024
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cock shnogler

N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.
Do you know Laurie the cock shnogler? She sucks a mean dick!
by todd "the bod" piercon August 26, 2006
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Shnoopler

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2)Smelly, shit wrapped teenager, or shit wrapped skinny bitch.
1) Did you see that girl over there?? She was Shnoopling!!!!

2)Paris Hilton is a Shnoopler!!!
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shnoodler

A man who with an uncurcumsized penis pulls his foreskin over a circumsized man's penis head (docking) and proceeds to jerk the "unhooded" man off with his foreskin/hand with intensity and compassion without regard to where his load might land
That shnoodler just blew his load in Nick's eye.
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Shoosher

A name you call your significant other when your covering up the fact that your a lieing cheating manipulative girl on to your next victim for the week.
She's dating him now, man she's a Shoosher.
by shoosherforreal October 26, 2009
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