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shnoshler 

When you’re in a social setting that commonly occurs (like a work meeting) and someone in a leadership position tells another lame ass joke—which results in the (known) cheesedick of the group to start laughing in an exaggerated fashion to demonstrate to their boss that they are ready for their next promotion. These well known social perps are also well versed in asking retarded questions at the end of the meeting to show their boss that they’ll will gladly use their mouths for other purposes, like playing the hairy bagpipes.
Casey: “hey I was out of office during the all hands meeting last week, anything I missed?”
Brian: “nope, your typical dog and pony bs presentation, along with Dan acting like the world’s biggest SHNOSHLER every time the boss told a joke.”
Casey: “Dan loves putting his shnoshler mouth all over anything if he knows it’ll get him promoted.”

Brian: “fucking shnoshler.”
Casey: “such a fucking shnoshler.”
Brian: “shnoshler city and Dan’s the mayor.”
Casey: “Dan aka the kielbasa shnoshla”
Brian: “ha! Good one!”
Casey: “thanks.”
Brian: “ok I’m gonna go document some stuff.”
Casey: “ok, I’m gonna go do everyone else’s job cuz everyone else is busy doing everything but their jobs.”

Brian: “haha”
Casey: “lolzeez”
shnoshler by B055-H066 December 11, 2024
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cock shnogler 

N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.
Do you know Laurie the cock shnogler? She sucks a mean dick!
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Pineapple Shnobler 

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time
Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.
Pineapple Shnobler by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012

shnoseberry 

"man you should of seen the massive shnoseberry I blew out my ass"
shnoseberry by MeganP May 20, 2008

Shnoopler 

1)One who Shnoops.
2)Smelly, shit wrapped teenager, or shit wrapped skinny bitch.
1) Did you see that girl over there?? She was Shnoopling!!!!

2)Paris Hilton is a Shnoopler!!!
Shnoopler by Weiner Films August 2, 2007

shnoodler 

A man who with an uncurcumsized penis pulls his foreskin over a circumsized man's penis head (docking) and proceeds to jerk the "unhooded" man off with his foreskin/hand with intensity and compassion without regard to where his load might land
That shnoodler just blew his load in Nick's eye.
shnoodler by EMA85 December 16, 2008

Shoosher 

A name you call your significant other when your covering up the fact that your a lieing cheating manipulative girl on to your next victim for the week.
She's dating him now, man she's a Shoosher.
Shoosher by shoosherforreal October 26, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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