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harvesting schnooseberrys 

"Harvesting schnooseberrys" is the act of sleeping during class for reasons A) you believe you know the information and your attentiveness is not required B) you are so tired that even if you tried to pay attention to the material be presented, apathetic or not, you would get nothing out of it and therefore just decide to sleep as it would be more beneficial C) you simply give 0 shits. "Harvesting schnooseberrys" is sometimes simplified to just "harvesting."
Hey Dan we have test Friday you'd best pay attention
Nah I'm harvesting schnooseberrys, only got a couple Z's last night

Hey Rick tell me about the lesson after class.
Why? Going harvesting?
Yeah

shoeberry 

a rock or lint that is sitting in someones shoe.
ow,somthing is poking my foot it must be a shoeberry.
shoeberry by lauren russo October 8, 2003

Shnozberry 

A Bay Area slang for the everyone's favorite prescription drug to abuse, Oxycontin. Shnoz, because you powder it up and rail it up your shnoz, and berry, because an OC80 is small, blue, and sweet (not in taste, but in effect) like a luscious little berry.
--Lets get some shnozberry and snort it until we are numb to life.

--Shnozberry is very potent and enjoyable, but if you do it too much you will become a junky.
Shnozberry by ShnozMassa October 29, 2009

shmoleberry

An incredible weird person, a shmoleberry is someone who does the most idiotic stupid things you have ever seen. Someone who does things you would never think of doing
That man digging through the trash is such a shmoleberry.
shmoleberry by bulldog April 24, 2015

shnozzberry

a very cool kind of a berry
from charlie and the chocolat factory there are shnozzberrys

scooseberry 

when asking another person to move out your way, this is a polite, jokey saying,
i dont really know where this came from, its one i made up, most proberly because its a mix between scuze me and gooseberry,
scooseberry, can i get to my chair,
scooseberry by xcatiex May 27, 2007