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shnoobler 

A long garden hose attached to the groin which the user pisses through to water plants. Not safe for kids.
Dude 1: Dude, that shnoobler does not look safe.
Dude 2: I know, the kids try using it and they died.
shnoobler by Shnoob Shnoob January 4, 2009
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Shnoosle 

English version of German "Schnusel": a cute dearie.
Even though he trolled a lot on the boards he was always a perfect shnoosle with me.
Shnoosle by DCR January 3, 2009

shnookered 

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.
shnookered by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

cock shnogler 

N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.
Do you know Laurie the cock shnogler? She sucks a mean dick!

shnobleglorf 

a person who, at random times, expresses extreme idiocy
my math teacher messed up on the problem, he is such a shnobleglorf
shnobleglorf by catmandueman January 12, 2010

shnoogle 

To cuddle with someone in a drunken state of mind.
I think I shnoogled with erica last night, I don't remember though I was so hammered and she took advantage of me.
shnoogle by neeko44 November 11, 2011

shnookered 

Extremely drunk to the point of becoming beligerent and/or being cut off. Commonly used in N.E. where it is pronounced "shnookah'd"
I think my buddy over there is shnookered, I'd better help him.
shnookered by A. Gorilla May 21, 2006
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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