shnoobler

A long garden hose attached to the groin which the user pisses through to water plants. Not safe for kids.

Dude 1: Dude, that shnoobler does not look safe.
Dude 2: I know, the kids try using it and they died.

by Shnoob Shnoob January 4, 2009

Shnoosle

English version of German "Schnusel": a cute dearie.

Even though he trolled a lot on the boards he was always a perfect shnoosle with me.

by DCR January 3, 2009

shnookered

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

cock shnogler

N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.

Do you know Laurie the cock shnogler? She sucks a mean dick!

by todd "the bod" piercon August 26, 2006

shnobleglorf

a person who, at random times, expresses extreme idiocy

my math teacher messed up on the problem, he is such a shnobleglorf

by catmandueman January 12, 2010

shnoogle

To cuddle with someone in a drunken state of mind.

I think I shnoogled with erica last night, I don't remember though I was so hammered and she took advantage of me.

by neeko44 November 11, 2011

shnookered

Extremely drunk to the point of becoming beligerent and/or being cut off. Commonly used in N.E. where it is pronounced "shnookah'd"

I think my buddy over there is shnookered, I'd better help him.

by A. Gorilla May 21, 2006