shnoodler 

A man who with an uncurcumsized penis pulls his foreskin over a circumsized man's penis head (docking) and proceeds to jerk the "unhooded" man off with his foreskin/hand with intensity and compassion without regard to where his load might land

That shnoodler just blew his load in Nick's eye.

shnoodler by EMA85 December 16, 2008

Shnoosle 

English version of German "Schnusel": a cute dearie.

Even though he trolled a lot on the boards he was always a perfect shnoosle with me.

Shnoosle by DCR January 3, 2009

shnookered 

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

shnookered by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011

cock shnogler 

N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.

Do you know Laurie the cock shnogler? She sucks a mean dick!

cock shnogler by todd "the bod" piercon August 26, 2006

Schnoodle 

a cross between a Schnauser and a Poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it

My Cocker Schnoodle is half Cocker Spaniel and half Schnoodle.

Schnoodle by Tromp September 12, 2007

Sare Shooder 

Translates literally as "Sore Shoulder" implying that one has an issue with their shoulder that is causing them pain.

Made popular in Scottish culture by the youtube hit sensation "My Grannie Annie" who is often irate at her grandson's behaviour.

Grannie Annie: Ahve goat a sare shooder son!

Sare Shooder by CrispyNoodles May 28, 2011