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Shpongle
An electronic music group specializing in the arts of musical composition, particularly of the psychedelic chillout genre.
Shpongle by A modest user July 10, 2006
cock shnogler
N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.
cock shnogler by todd "the bod" piercon August 26, 2006
Shpongleland
Going to "Shpongleland" is when one takes enough of a psychedelic drug, such as LSD, DMT, psilocybin mushrooms, etc, to feel as if they have gone to another dimension. Not to be confused with 'Ego Death.'
Guy 1: So, how was your first time doing LSD, my dude?
Guy 2: Man...I went to Shpongleland.
Guy 1: Goddamn.
Guy 2: Man...I went to Shpongleland.
Guy 1: Goddamn.
Shpongleland by lmperfect November 26, 2016
Shpongle
To be shpongled is to be kippered, mashed, smashed, destroyed
COMPLETELY GESCHTONKENFLAPPED
also a good trance band
COMPLETELY GESCHTONKENFLAPPED
also a good trance band
"I'm feeling very shpongled.
Smashed,mashed, completely geschtonkenflapped.
To be shpongled is to be kippered, mashed, smashed, destroyed
COMPLETELY GESCHTONKENFLAPPED
Feel so smooth.....Everything tingling
" shpongle - room 23
Smashed,mashed, completely geschtonkenflapped.
To be shpongled is to be kippered, mashed, smashed, destroyed
COMPLETELY GESCHTONKENFLAPPED
Feel so smooth.....Everything tingling
" shpongle - room 23
Shpongle by saucy von autofleisch October 17, 2003
Shlongered
Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”
Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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