Shnoply

When there is nothing to say that can be replied appropriately or you are in an awkward situation and need an escape you should say Shnoply

Sally: What are we doing?
Willy: Your Ma
*Sallys Ma is dead*
*Willy forgets*
Sally: My Ma is 6 ft Under
Willy: Oh... Ehhh ... Shnoply
*Willy Runs Away*

by BitchyFartSniff September 18, 2011

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Danish slang for a blatant homosexual

That Guy is a Kasper
Yeah, hes a real shnoply

by Rustic_shnoply September 20, 2011

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'Shnopy' is a god that is known for it's very odd behavior and name. The followers of 'Shnopy' are known as 'Shnopes'. The main religion that 'Shnopy' teaches is known as 'Shnopyism'. Followers of 'Shnopy' have to pray 2 times each day, and can't drink alcoholic beverages.

"Shnopy is my god!"

"I believe in the religion that Shnopy teaches"

by Ylitz December 13, 2017

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shnoplifting

When you ask the cashier for the total before they ring up the last item, so they will forget to scan it. Only works if you are purchasing 4 or more items, the cashier is not putting the items into a bag one at a time as they scan them (or you are skipping bagging altogether), and the last item doesn't have a beeper. Even then, it doesn't always work, but when it does, it feels oh so sweet, especially if the item they forget to scan is the most expensive one. The term is a play on the word shoplifting, combined with the name of the inventor, who is occasionally known as Schnappoulop.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just went to a liquor store up in Canada where the cashier was really stupid. I asked her what the total was after she scanned the first three bottles, and she forgot to scan the fourth bottle.

Guy 2: So you got it for free?

Guy 1: Yeah, it' called shnoplifting!

Guy 2: Dude, I cannot believe you shnoplifted and sneaking alcohol across the border!

by schnappoulop September 26, 2012

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