Clumps 

Clumps refers to someone who is gaining or has gained a good amount of body fat!

u got the Clumps u gained alot of weight!!

Clumps by sykedamenice December 29, 2011

frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.

(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.

frosh clumps by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

shoot clumps 

Natural accurance among females on their period.

Clump(ing)(s) - occurs when blood clots together or ''balls up'' with other semi dried blood while flowing through the vaginal canal. Thus producing chucky wet pieces upon exiting the vagina.

Shoot(ing)(s) - occurs when quick contractions of lower torso muscles; lower abs, lower back, butt; etc...

examples - coughing, laughing, gasping

Best times to shoot clumps - 1-2 days after first flow may differ from girl to girl and flows

"Don't make me laugh or i'll shoot clumps!!!"

"I'll make you shoot clumps!!!" toward a female on her period / monthly cycle by making her laugh or cough.

shoot clumps by George Gunther Glass November 12, 2010

Bustin’ Clumps 

When it’s been awhile and your cum is thicc

This guys out here bustin’ clumps

Bustin’ Clumps by whiteoaktree April 8, 2019

pussy clumps 

Rolled up little balls of vaginal discharge after a healthy round of sex.

Ryan: What the hell is that in my pubes?
Cheri: That’s just some pussy clumps!
Ryan: Oh okay… wait, what the fuck?

pussy clumps by SendMeUrClumps September 3, 2022

Get your clumps in a log 

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.

Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?

Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

Get your clumps in a log by Colegade July 8, 2009

Chocolate clumps 

In the area of the anus, where the whole is located, around the hole there are "chocolate clumps" where old, dry, smelly peices of shit have been left to form clumps.

Instead of using chocolate chips on our chips ahoy cookies, we used Jonathans Chocolate clumps.

Chocolate clumps by livunda July 23, 2009