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Clumps refers to someone who is gaining or has gained a good amount of body fat!
u got the Clumps u gained alot of weight!!
Clumps by sykedamenice December 29, 2011
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frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.
(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.
frosh clumps by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

shoot clumps 

Natural accurance among females on their period.

Clump(ing)(s) - occurs when blood clots together or ''balls up'' with other semi dried blood while flowing through the vaginal canal. Thus producing chucky wet pieces upon exiting the vagina.

Shoot(ing)(s) - occurs when quick contractions of lower torso muscles; lower abs, lower back, butt; etc...

examples - coughing, laughing, gasping

Best times to shoot clumps - 1-2 days after first flow may differ from girl to girl and flows
"Don't make me laugh or i'll shoot clumps!!!"

"I'll make you shoot clumps!!!" toward a female on her period / monthly cycle by making her laugh or cough.
shoot clumps by George Gunther Glass November 12, 2010

Bustin’ Clumps 

When it’s been awhile and your cum is thicc
This guys out here bustinclumps

pussy clumps 

Rolled up little balls of vaginal discharge after a healthy round of sex.
Ryan: What the hell is that in my pubes?
Cheri: That’s just some pussy clumps!
Ryan: Oh okay… wait, what the fuck?
pussy clumps by SendMeUrClumps September 3, 2022

Get your clumps in a log 

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.
Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?

Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

Chocolate clumps 

In the area of the anus, where the whole is located, around the hole there are "chocolate clumps" where old, dry, smelly peices of shit have been left to form clumps.
Instead of using chocolate chips on our chips ahoy cookies, we used Jonathans Chocolate clumps.
Chocolate clumps by livunda July 23, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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