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Porn film franchise about security guard, who detains shoplifting women, and coerce them to fuck in exchange of dropping charges

In the last Shoplyfter release , hot milf got caught for stealing buttplug and concealing it in her body orifice

shoplyfter by dildo777 August 30, 2023

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personality shoplifter

a person who publicly announces love for an object/person/idea that is distinctly yours after having little or no previous experience with or emotion towards object.

My boyfriend loves adult swim and so do I! My favorite show is...(?)

personality shoplifter by banana101 May 13, 2005

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shoplifter

a thief who steals goods on display or money from a cash register from a store at anytime

the shoplifter stole $20.00 from the cash register

shoplifter by ajwalias May 4, 2008

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shoplifter

Winona Ryder.

Since the young man was caught Winona Rydering, he was banned from the store.

shoplifter by Weapon November 12, 2004

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Shoplifted

Shoplifting is an act of stealing in a store.

"I shoplifted condoms in drugstore !..."
"They shoplifted those brand new Nike shoes in sportcenter."

Shoplifted by Karah October 31, 2007

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Shiplofter

A real job

The man is a shiplofter

Shiplofter by MeanRunnerBean August 25, 2022

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Shoplifter vibes

Shoplifter vibes: When someone in a store acts suspiciously—scruffy unwashed appearance, possibly signs of substance abuse or withdrawal, carrying empty bags, wearing bulky coats in warm weather, moving too fast, and avoiding eye contact—prompting staff or security to take notice.

Lee: Bruv, every time I go to the shops, the staff keep looking at me funny.

Frank: Bruv, maybe you're just paranoid. Or, you know, maybe you give off shoplifter vibes, LOL.

Lee: Maybe bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

Shoplifter vibes by Jamie Cheese February 9, 2026

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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