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after fingering a girl you make your friend sniff your fingers
dude i just fingered julia (and stick your fingers under his noes) thus shnirfing them
shnirf by blueballs711 July 20, 2011
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boong shniff

a particulary smelly anus, generally sniffable through the pants, by the general public
Oi Bradley, you need to have a shower bro I can smell you boong shniff from here!

I'm shaving my boong shniff, i'm getting it all shaved off!
boong shniff by oates bag August 1, 2011
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Shnarfday 

One's second birthday,usually after a person's actual birthday. It can be changed at least three times,any more than that your just milking it into getting free gifts.
John:Hey Karen,when's your Shnarfday?

Karen:What's a Shnarfday?

John:It's basically your second birthday

Karen:In that case,January 17th. With my actual birthday being November 12th. Making me a Scorpio-Capricorn hybrid.

John:Well mine is February 6th. With my actual birthday being August 31st. Making me a Virgo-Aquarius hybrid.
Shnarfday by Jaiden Gary November 14, 2020
Smoking A Pinner Behind Cover Of Trees
Nathan: 'Hey Eamon....Shnirp?'
Eamon: (Smiling And Nodding)...Shnirp'
Shnirp by Soulwax July 1, 2009
The only word required to speak chinese; The correct answer to any question
1. "你是如何做" "shnerf."
2. "Yo I was playing destructo truck an-" "shnerf."
shnerf by shnerfmonster September 12, 2011
Tedious text, such as a report or publication, that must be written to satisfy the conditions of a grant or contract. Derived from an acronym (SHit NObody wants to write, Read, or Fund).
Darnit, I can't go away this weekend because I have to stay home and crank out some shnorf!
shnorf by thesalamander August 18, 2013
1.Used to describe something that is sweet or awesome.

2.Used to describe someone who is drunk or intoxicated.
1. Dude, that ride is totally shnarfy!

2. Guy 1: Woah, Jim is super wasted.

Guy 2: Ya man he is totally shnarfy right now.
Shnarfy by Neil Schlong September 13, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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