shnirf

after fingering a girl you make your friend sniff your fingers

dude i just fingered julia (and stick your fingers under his noes) thus shnirfing them

shnirf by blueballs711 July 20, 2011

boong shniff

a particulary smelly anus, generally sniffable through the pants, by the general public

Oi Bradley, you need to have a shower bro I can smell you boong shniff from here!

I'm shaving my boong shniff, i'm getting it all shaved off!

boong shniff by oates bag August 1, 2011

Shnarfday 

One's second birthday,usually after a person's actual birthday. It can be changed at least three times,any more than that your just milking it into getting free gifts.

John:Hey Karen,when's your Shnarfday?

Karen:What's a Shnarfday?

John:It's basically your second birthday

Karen:In that case,January 17th. With my actual birthday being November 12th. Making me a Scorpio-Capricorn hybrid.

John:Well mine is February 6th. With my actual birthday being August 31st. Making me a Virgo-Aquarius hybrid.

Shnarfday by Jaiden Gary November 14, 2020

Shnirp 

Smoking A Pinner Behind Cover Of Trees

Nathan: 'Hey Eamon....Shnirp?'
Eamon: (Smiling And Nodding)...Shnirp'

Shnirp by Soulwax July 1, 2009

shnerf 

The only word required to speak chinese; The correct answer to any question

1. "你是如何做" "shnerf."
2. "Yo I was playing destructo truck an-" "shnerf."

shnerf by shnerfmonster September 12, 2011

shnorf

Tedious text, such as a report or publication, that must be written to satisfy the conditions of a grant or contract. Derived from an acronym (SHit NObody wants to write, Read, or Fund).

Darnit, I can't go away this weekend because I have to stay home and crank out some shnorf!

shnorf by thesalamander August 18, 2013

Shnarfy 

1.Used to describe something that is sweet or awesome.

2.Used to describe someone who is drunk or intoxicated.

1. Dude, that ride is totally shnarfy!

2. Guy 1: Woah, Jim is super wasted.

Guy 2: Ya man he is totally shnarfy right now.

Shnarfy by Neil Schlong September 13, 2009