Destructo 

A man who has no bounds. When saturday night is upon him he breaks all limits and barriers, sparing no one from his drunken madness. Upon entering his extremely drunken state, he tends to break anything on sight and is easily provoked. He has no filter when it comes to talking with women and always comes off as being a creep. At the end of a long, successful night he becomes very messy and usually needs to be taken care of or tended to. A wise man would know to never get in the way of the one they call Destructo.

It looks like he is going to unleash destructo tonight.

Destructo by UpDown42 September 22, 2010

Destructo Party 

A house party where the majority of the guests simultaneously (and usually in a state of moderate to extreme inebriation) decide to trash the venue, much to the dismay of the host.

John: Hey man. How was your weekend?

Gregory: Not too sure. I woke up on Sunday with glass shards in my hand.

John: DESTRUCTO-PARTAAAAAAAAAY*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Enthusiastic exclamation of the phrase "Destructo Party"

Destructo Party by Herniated gubernaculum March 15, 2010

destructo box

a show distributed through mondo media whose animation is entirely square.

new destructo box episode today!

destructo box by samuel010898 July 12, 2011

destructo-tard 

someone hell-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable

Don't hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.

After wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.

destructo-tard by jarge20 September 26, 2010

Destructo-Five 

A high five of inconceivably devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. Can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over 100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a destructo-five.

After finishing our final exam, I was so happy that the horrible class was over that I destructo-fived my friend and blew a wing off the school!

Destructo-Five by SG937 October 25, 2010

destructo-disking 

When a lot of small, forgivable mistakes snowball into a giant pile of Mistakes until they ruin the lives of everyone around them.

Edward tried to create a fun atmosphere, but it just resulted in him destructo-disking the party.

destructo-disking by PinkestPriest May 6, 2020

captain destructo 

one who likes to wreck and break things smash and crash usually someone that is a know it all and can not be told anything

my nephew is like captain destructo everything he touches gets broken

captain destructo by tbrutal March 15, 2009