Shnorf

Word used when surprised or amazed.

Shorf! I can't believe their going out!
That is snorfin' awesome!!

by Ashleigh February 10, 2005

shnorf

Tedious text, such as a report or publication, that must be written to satisfy the conditions of a grant or contract. Derived from an acronym (SHit NObody wants to write, Read, or Fund).

Darnit, I can't go away this weekend because I have to stay home and crank out some shnorf!

by thesalamander August 18, 2013