shnorf

Tedious text, such as a report or publication, that must be written to satisfy the conditions of a grant or contract. Derived from an acronym (SHit NObody wants to write, Read, or Fund).

Darnit, I can't go away this weekend because I have to stay home and crank out some shnorf!

by thesalamander August 18, 2013

Shnorf

Word used when surprised or amazed.

Shorf! I can't believe their going out!
That is snorfin' awesome!!

by Ashleigh February 10, 2005

shnorginhimer

a word used to replace a word that you don't know/doesn't exist.

you are smart as a euhhhhhh, shnorginhimer

by shorginhimer February 23, 2018

Shnort

When you see or hear something funny and blow some extra air out of your nostrils, instead of laughing. One puff of air out of your nose when you think something is funny. A mixture of a snort, a sniffle, and a laugh.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint *shnorts*

Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

Girl: *shnort* But you cant rearrange the alphabet.

I tried not to laugh in class, when Tom made a joke, so I shnortted.

by tsolo January 16, 2014

snorfin

to 'seem normal' and 'fit in'. trying to act normal and stay with the crowd

wow guys this kid is totally snorfin on us lets bail.

by shoebabe May 12, 2010

Shnarfday

One's second birthday,usually after a person's actual birthday. It can be changed at least three times,any more than that your just milking it into getting free gifts.

John:Hey Karen,when's your Shnarfday?

Karen:What's a Shnarfday?

John:It's basically your second birthday

Karen:In that case,January 17th. With my actual birthday being November 12th. Making me a Scorpio-Capricorn hybrid.

John:Well mine is February 6th. With my actual birthday being August 31st. Making me a Virgo-Aquarius hybrid.

by Jaiden Gary November 14, 2020

Snorfel

The act of holding someone close and inhaling their scent at the base of their neck. Can be performed as a serious gesture (one deep inhale), or joking (several quick inhales), but the act of snorfeling is an intimate one that should only be performed on significant others (and/or lovers).

Scott said something so cute I just wanted to snorfel him!

by JustAGirloncl November 9, 2009