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The only word required to speak chinese; The correct answer to any question
1. "你是如何做" "shnerf."
2. "Yo I was playing destructo truck an-" "shnerf."
shnerf by shnerfmonster September 12, 2011
Words you can keep
when a person is acting gay or doing gay activities and you want to partake, then you may consider shnerfing.

Often times relates to boy/man/dude/guy kissing via Dude Smooch.
The Act Of Shnerfing
The Art Of Shnerfing

Hey Boogaloo ill Shnerf ya good!
Shnerf by BoldAsLove January 7, 2010
Related Words
Shnerf shnarf snerf shneef shnerd shnerple shnerb snerfing sherf shmerf
The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.
"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"
shmerffle by Dave Rowe April 7, 2008

Snerfligate

After watching my 2 month old son eat, I coined a new word:

snerfligate- to consume rapidly, loudly, and without regard for whether or not consumed substance is actually entering the correct tube.
Wow, Aron was so hungry, he snerfligated all the food! Anyone know the heimlich . . .
Snerfligate by 300ZXNA September 12, 2009
Another way of saying for sure but sarcastically, as to express how NOT "sherfur" you are about something. Can also be used as a way of expressing suspicion.
Bryce: "Yo, Wade you tryna smoke this loud with me in the back?"
Wade: "Sherfur dude, ya I totally wanna burn some tree right now."
Sherfur by yourlocalgarvin April 28, 2020
Noun, slang term for cocaine
I've hoovered my fair share of shneef back in the 80s.
Similar to "sniff" but particularly related to having a "sniff" of a "party substance".
I'm feeling a bit sober... Gonna geez a wee shneef?
Shneef by ostrichlady January 24, 2017
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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