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Shirfunkle 

When you witness something incredibly bizarre and crazy
"That's one helluva shirfunkle!"
Shirfunkle by Cozmik21 April 2, 2024
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Shirfunkle 

When you witness something incredibly bizarre and crazy, usually to a cartoonist extent.
Jon: "I can't believe that 43 cars crashed at Highway 55 last night!"

Carl: "Yeah, it was one helluva shirfunkle!"
Shirfunkle by Cozmik21 April 2, 2024

shitfucklegend 

When a guy fucks a girl in the shithole, he gets promoted to shitfucklegend.
Has he fucked that girl in the shithole? Hell yeah! Wow he is such a shitfucklegend
shitfucklegend by shitfucklegend December 2, 2021

snarfunkle 

to obscond, borrow, or steal. to be influenced by, or talked into something. (negative)
1. I most likely will not go to the party, unless I get snarfunkled into it.

2.She snarfunkled my favorite jacket without me knowing.
snarfunkle by fairy_queen03 March 26, 2010

shrunkled 

The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity
That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky
shrunkled by jon ronson July 29, 2006

snarfunkle 

When you're at a party, and someone passes out, one person grabs and opens the passed out person's mouth while another ejaculates in and around the mouth.
Dude, we just snarfunkled David with Stuart's AIDS.

SCARFUNKLE 

A rap style with comedy and an trap
Yo sonny raps kind of SCARFUNKLE
SCARFUNKLE by SONOF7ARAN7INO July 11, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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