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Shirfunkle 

When you witness something incredibly bizarre and crazy, usually to a cartoonist extent.
Jon: "I can't believe that 43 cars crashed at Highway 55 last night!"

Carl: "Yeah, it was one helluva shirfunkle!"
Shirfunkle by Cozmik21 April 2, 2024

shitfucklegend 

When a guy fucks a girl in the shithole, he gets promoted to shitfucklegend.
Has he fucked that girl in the shithole? Hell yeah! Wow he is such a shitfucklegend
shitfucklegend by shitfucklegend December 2, 2021

snarfunkle 

to obscond, borrow, or steal. to be influenced by, or talked into something. (negative)
1. I most likely will not go to the party, unless I get snarfunkled into it.

2.She snarfunkled my favorite jacket without me knowing.
snarfunkle by fairy_queen03 March 26, 2010

shrunkled 

The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity
That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky
shrunkled by jon ronson July 29, 2006

snarfunkle 

When you're at a party, and someone passes out, one person grabs and opens the passed out person's mouth while another ejaculates in and around the mouth.
Dude, we just snarfunkled David with Stuart's AIDS.

SCARFUNKLE 

A rap style with comedy and an trap
Yo sonny raps kind of SCARFUNKLE
SCARFUNKLE by SONOF7ARAN7INO July 11, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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