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Shirfunkle 

When you witness something incredibly bizarre and crazy, usually to a cartoonist extent.
Jon: "I can't believe that 43 cars crashed at Highway 55 last night!"

Carl: "Yeah, it was one helluva shirfunkle!"
Shirfunkle by Cozmik21 April 2, 2024

shitfucklegend 

When a guy fucks a girl in the shithole, he gets promoted to shitfucklegend.
Has he fucked that girl in the shithole? Hell yeah! Wow he is such a shitfucklegend
shitfucklegend by shitfucklegend December 2, 2021

snarfunkle 

to obscond, borrow, or steal. to be influenced by, or talked into something. (negative)
1. I most likely will not go to the party, unless I get snarfunkled into it.

2.She snarfunkled my favorite jacket without me knowing.
snarfunkle by fairy_queen03 March 26, 2010

shrunkled 

The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity
That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky
shrunkled by jon ronson July 29, 2006

snarfunkle 

When you're at a party, and someone passes out, one person grabs and opens the passed out person's mouth while another ejaculates in and around the mouth.
Dude, we just snarfunkled David with Stuart's AIDS.

SCARFUNKLE 

A rap style with comedy and an trap
Yo sonny raps kind of SCARFUNKLE