shnarkel 

A large fish that has the capabilities of performing complicated operations on small algea while dancing to South America soap opera soundtracks.

dude1; Whoa! Look at that shnarkel!
dude2; Yeah! Look at it perform a complicated operation on a small algea while dancing to South America soap opera soundtracks!

shnarkel by Sam Fisher Migreeg March 17, 2008

Shnarklepuff 

Unnecessarily drawing attention to yourself. Often occurs to if someone feels left out of a particular convosation, or are leaving. A shnarklepuff can be a part of convosation, an item of clothing or an action.

'Hey, I'm just going to bed so don't bang your head on the way in'

(after the speaker leaves) 'Dude, that was a massive shnarklepuff'

Suzanne Grange is going shopping!!!
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Examples of non-convosational shnarklepuffing include: grunting whilst doing weights in the gym, wearing a t-shirt with an innuendo written on it, laughing harder and longer than anyone else or putting up pointless facebook statuses(and lots of them).

Shnarklepuff by Yours Truly, August 14, 2010

Snarkel

Snarkel means being Punk AF

Geez, Jens is such a Snarkel

Snarkel by Squedder March 3, 2018

Shnarkey 

taking a fat shit/poop.

Travis took a fat SHNARKEY and stunk up the whole house.

Shnarkey by Carry Smith October 25, 2007

Shnackel 

Pertaining to a group of items. Commonly used to describe a person's privates.

"Get your shnackel out of my face"

Shnackel by LPry December 13, 2007

Schnarkeldorf 

A genetically mutated, cursed, coyote with an elongated nose and a giant back leg. Shaped like a p***s. Can also be drawn as a cat or a dog.

Schnarkeldorf is ugly and cursed, he has an elongated nose and he wants to die.

Schnarkeldorf by Schlonker November 9, 2022

shnarkledarn 

when you are extremely mad and you don't want to swear, just use "shnarkledarn"!

if you stub your toe and your parents are around, just shout "shnarkledarn"

shnarkledarn by finnwolfhardlover011 January 16, 2018