Shnarkey

taking a fat shit/poop.

Travis took a fat SHNARKEY and stunk up the whole house.

by Carry Smith October 25, 2007

mr sharkey

The wisest history teacher in all of Ireland, leader of Sharkeys Army, expert on the Ulster Plantations, loves eating chalk

Oh yes I've got Mr Sharkey for history, let's go boys

by 2167 September 20, 2020

Sharkey

This man is a paragon of indomitable manliness. Just the sound of his name is enough to impregnant a woman. There are many legends of his sexual conquests, which have been documented in the famous Indian script, the Kama Sutra. Some say he even invented sexual intercourse. His badass exploits have been featured in movies and books such as, The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Bible, Rambo, and many more. His addiction to cocaine in the the 80s was even featured in the film about his Miami Vice days, Scarface. He didn't die at the end though, the world would simply implode from the lack of his existence. He is the Alpha and the Omega, the begining and the end. Some would even compare him to Jesus, but Jesus has mercy, this man does not.

Ever read the Bible? yeah that's about Sharkey

by Thaoriginaljew June 7, 2011

Sharkeysha

A breed of dark skin woman,adapted from the water to the land around 2012 and is know roaming the streets luring in innocent victims to brutally punch and kick them with great force. Closely related to dolphinkeysha and aquakeysha.

Man:I'm going to my friends house I hope I don't get sharkeysha'ed
Other man:Call me if you need help

by Oliverawesome December 1, 2013

mr sharkey

The wisest history teacher in all of Drogheda, leader of Sharkeys Army, expert on the Ulster Plantations. Loves eating chalk

Oh yes I've got Mr Sharkey for history, let's gooo

by 2167 September 20, 2020

snarkey

cranky, bitchy, quarrelsome, tired and short tempered...etc

It was Monday, therefore, she was snarkey.

by onimama June 19, 2006

shnarkel

A large fish that has the capabilities of performing complicated operations on small algea while dancing to South America soap opera soundtracks.

dude1; Whoa! Look at that shnarkel!
dude2; Yeah! Look at it perform a complicated operation on a small algea while dancing to South America soap opera soundtracks!

by Sam Fisher Migreeg March 17, 2008