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Snarkel means being Punk AF
Geez, Jens is such a Snarkel
Snarkel by Squedder March 3, 2018
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To talk to a person while grasping yourself without letting the other person realize what you are doing
I just did a sweet snarkel
snarkel by Johnny, V May 24, 2006
Related Words
One who snarks. See snark: Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).
"That dude is a total snarker. He just sits in the back row and riffs on everyone who walks in."
snarker by The mistress of snark April 15, 2010

snarkalec 

Someone who consistently makes snarky comments. It is the combination of the word snark and the phrase smart aleck. Usually negative.
Mennie hides her crippling depression by using her sharp wit, she's a real snarkalec.
snarkalec by Alvy September 10, 2005

Garfield snorkel 

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.
"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."
Garfield snorkel by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008

sneaky snorkel 

The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.

May also be shortened to just "snorkel"
She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.

Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.
sneaky snorkel by rassoodock September 7, 2009

Nob Snorkelling 

An individual who performs fellatio as much as they breathe. British English equivalent term for Cock Snorkeling.
Kelsie can’t keep Brad’s dick out of her mouth she’s nob snorkelling.
Nob Snorkelling by TheHardOne69 August 10, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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