Snarkel

Snarkel means being Punk AF

Geez, Jens is such a Snarkel

by Squedder March 3, 2018

snarkel

To talk to a person while grasping yourself without letting the other person realize what you are doing

I just did a sweet snarkel

by Johnny, V May 24, 2006

snarker

One who snarks. See snark: Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).

"That dude is a total snarker. He just sits in the back row and riffs on everyone who walks in."

by The mistress of snark April 15, 2010

snarkalec

Someone who consistently makes snarky comments. It is the combination of the word snark and the phrase smart aleck. Usually negative.

Mennie hides her crippling depression by using her sharp wit, she's a real snarkalec.

by Alvy September 10, 2005

Garfield snorkel

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.

"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."

by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008

sneaky snorkel

The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.

May also be shortened to just "snorkel"

She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.

Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.

by rassoodock September 7, 2009

Nob Snorkelling

An individual who performs fellatio as much as they breathe. British English equivalent term for Cock Snorkeling.

Kelsie can’t keep Brad’s dick out of her mouth she’s nob snorkelling.

by TheHardOne69 August 10, 2021