Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".

Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.

Rusty Shackelford by jerkoff April 18, 2005

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ashleigh shackelford

A fatass racist who believes that all white people are "racist demons" that are "inherently racist and can never not be racist." She also begs for money and says anyone who doesn't is a racist and that donating to her "poor oppressed insert 20+ minority groups here self" somehow makes you less racist. She then spends all the money she gets on massive amounts of food, becoming more and more obesse. She also glorifies obesity by promoting false psudoscisnce that says that "being severely obesse is perfectly healthy" and pretends to be trans just so she can feel more oppressed, putting down trans people in doing so. (If she was actually a trans man she would take effects to appear less feminine due to dysphoria, but she doesn't) She even owns a propaganda network that promotes unhealthy lifestyles (obesity) and illegal activties. (like sex work and drug use) So TLDR, she is a racist, a scammer, a liar, a conspiracy theorist, a sexist, a transphobe, and just overall a terrible person.

"ashleigh shackelford is the most racist person in the last 10 years. And yes, she is more racist than Trump."

ashleigh shackelford by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021

shackelcock

A rare, yet ample sized penis, that will not take "no" for an answer. Or, one ample sized penis that maintains an erection for up to eight hours at a time. One that put the motion in the ocean better than its gigantic counter-parts.

Yea girl, he has one of the best shackelcocks i've ever taken.

shackelcock by kevin beck March 17, 2008

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shackel bitch

a radioactive cocktail of straight chick gone lesbo, a prudish church lady, a hater (especially of men), and a passive aggressive sadist who likes to shackle those she hates with shrill emo horseshit

Rachel seems to be a demure person, but she is actually a toxic shackel bitch - stay away, she's radioactive!

Lee acts like a damsel in distress, but she's fake, she's actually a nasty shackel bitch - stay away, she's radioactive!

shackel bitch by 2278 May 22, 2019

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shackelford

Letting people know they got "owned." (shortened to shack)

HA! you just got shacked!
watch out or ill shackelford you

shackelford by thatguythatsaguy October 7, 2012

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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