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To talk to a person while grasping yourself without letting the other person realize what you are doing
I just did a sweet snarkel
snarkel by Johnny, V May 24, 2006
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One who snarks. See snark: Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).
"That dude is a total snarker. He just sits in the back row and riffs on everyone who walks in."
snarker by The mistress of snark April 15, 2010

snarkalec 

Someone who consistently makes snarky comments. It is the combination of the word snark and the phrase smart aleck. Usually negative.
Mennie hides her crippling depression by using her sharp wit, she's a real snarkalec.
snarkalec by Alvy September 10, 2005

Garfield snorkel 

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.
"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."
Garfield snorkel by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008

sneaky snorkel 

The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.

May also be shortened to just "snorkel"
She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.

Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.
sneaky snorkel by rassoodock September 7, 2009

Nob Snorkelling 

An individual who performs fellatio as much as they breathe. British English equivalent term for Cock Snorkeling.
Kelsie can’t keep Brad’s dick out of her mouth she’s nob snorkelling.
Nob Snorkelling by TheHardOne69 August 10, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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