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Shnarkle 

When you flip over a shark and it falls asleep
I shnarkled that shark so good!
Shnarkle by Nie bean December 6, 2016

Shnarklepuff 

Unnecessarily drawing attention to yourself. Often occurs to if someone feels left out of a particular convosation, or are leaving. A shnarklepuff can be a part of convosation, an item of clothing or an action.
'Hey, I'm just going to bed so don't bang your head on the way in'

(after the speaker leaves) 'Dude, that was a massive shnarklepuff'

Suzanne Grange is going shopping!!!
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Examples of non-convosational shnarklepuffing include: grunting whilst doing weights in the gym, wearing a t-shirt with an innuendo written on it, laughing harder and longer than anyone else or putting up pointless facebook statuses(and lots of them).
Shnarklepuff by Yours Truly, August 14, 2010

Shnarkey 

Travis took a fat SHNARKEY and stunk up the whole house.
Shnarkey by Carry Smith October 25, 2007
Sharkle is short for A Shark Tale. An Awesome brand.
A Shark Tale
A Sharkle
Sharkle by xambs September 17, 2013

shnargle 

something that is the TITZ.
i'm shnargle
that's shnargle
totally shnargle,y o
shnargle by shnargleface January 12, 2008
invisible ancient sharks that float around and bite you, the only way to stop them is by using Alex Jones' brain spray
"OWW my head hurts it must be those damn sharkles"
Sharkle by lil435 December 13, 2022
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