shnail 

Two best friends who love eacother until the world ends or death whatever comes first

I love you shnail ,I don’t know what I would do without you.

shnail by Bigbootyjohnathan November 6, 2017

snail and three pebbles 

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.

"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"

snail and three pebbles by RabidMoose December 24, 2008

Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

Snail by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

Shailja 

The type of person you can ALWAYS come to for emotional support, advice, a secret, or to just talk. She’s funny, sarcastic, and super laid-back, although she can sometimes get a little too insensitive. She’s super caring and sweet and kind when you get to know her and usually really creative. Shailja’s are 100% total pushovers, but if you upset her she can seriously mess you up – got a tongue that can speak poison. Amazingly loyal friends and super fun to hang out with :)

Usual friends include lowkey popular kids, kinda in the middle popular kids, and some nerds. Always a tomboy, literally 70% of her friends are boys.

“Dude, you know Shailja got dared to eat chilli sauce yesterday?”
“Did she do it, bro?”
“Bro, she totally did! It was epic! Total legend.”
“Agreed, total legend,”

Shailja by YourSlangGirl November 1, 2019

Shnawlzy 

- A slushy kind of snow, that makes pedestrians slip and slide, and motor vehicles slide and crash.

- The type of snow people the globe over have to get used to, in the face of a warming planet earth.

- Since it is still "technically" considered snow, climate change deniers use it as a way to deny... ...climate change!

Oh dang, did you just see that city bus dummy that 18 wheeler? Last night's shnawlzy-storm really made a mess of the streets today.

Damnit! I just tore my new pants open! I slipped and fell cause of the shnawlzy snow that is more like slush.

Climate change doesn't exist! Even though there is no snow, we still have shnalwzy storms! Mraww!!!

Shnawlzy by RonMac December 4, 2018

Progressive Snail 

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail

Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

Progressive Snail by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 17, 2019

evil snail 

The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.

Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.

evil snail by Doukie December 18, 2009