Shnailbag 

Bag filled with a shnail or shnails or an out and out idiot.

Guy 1: "Ah you shnailbag"!
Guy 2 " Sorry , i thought the cat was fireproof"!

Shnailbag by rooskine July 7, 2010

sailbagger 

One who lives on their sailing vessel and carries all their bags and cans on top of the boat. Usually appears to be homeless and has no land transportation and travels great distances by water with no money.

A sailbagger is like a homeless person pushing a full shopping cart only on water.

sailbagger by blueberryonthewater November 16, 2013

Shnailing 

Chilling or lounging with friends

“Where is Chris?”
“He’s shnailing with his new girl.”

Shnailing by Snailloved101 November 6, 2022

Snailbate 

when you masterbate but run out of lube or lotion then sneezing into the palms of your hand(s) using mucus as the substitute.

She was so dry to the point, where, I had to snailbate just so I’d finish” -your father

Snailbate by Daddyion April 7, 2020

Snailbaker 

The kid who has discalcula and is bad at video games

Damn nigga this nerd 's last name is snailbaker

Snailbaker by Mr.Kaylor March 14, 2019

Snailbate 

Blowing your nose into your palms and using the mucus as lube to masturbate

I had no lube so I had to snailbate.

Snailbate by De air he in is gay April 21, 2020

shailagra 

Your mom

Shailagra fucks your mom.

shailagra by Pain2much November 23, 2021